Sleeping with Derek Jeter apparently has its perks. No, not just because you're sharing a bed with the New York Yankees captain and one of the most famous baseball players of this generation, but because it comes with a parting gift of, you guessed it, memorabilia!
An anonymous friend of Jeter's told the New York Post that the Captain recently made the mistake of hooking up with the same woman for a second time; having forgotten he had been with her previously. Needless to say, he had a little egg on his face when she received a parting gift basket for the second time.
“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.
Many fans are sure to be sickened and upset by Jeter's actions, especially since he's still relatively fresh off of a split from the gorgeous Minka Kelly, but all things considered, his "hit the road" gift basket could be a lot worse. And let's be honest, it's not like he's locking young boys in his basement and taking advantage of them a la Jerry Sandusky.
“The girls go through the back-door entrance in the Trump World Tower to avoid the paparazzi,” the pal said. “He broke up with Minka in the summer and is definitely over her. He is playing the field.”
Alas, this is New York and his name is Derek Jeter, so this story is sure to blow up in a way that paints him as some sort of awful individual who's doing something other than what's normal (save for the valuable signed memorabilia) within our society.
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